Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 13, 2015
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Donut bobbing

When you stick a donut on your penis and a fat girl tries to suck it off
Guy1:Hey did you and that fat girl fuck

Guy2:No of course not we just did donut bobbing
by Dodner March 12, 2021
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salad bobbing

When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.
Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!
by aries:) March 13, 2009
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talks to Bob

Smoke marijuana. This is in reference to the reggae star Bob Marley, who smoked the ganja continuously.
Joe is a cool dude. Do you know if he "talks to Bob".
Yes he does. I've smoked a joint with him many times.
by Chunky C January 16, 2008
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bob the rat

Bob the rat (formally known as bobbert ) is a joke character created by the tiktoker rat.tasticc (formally known as ratwar) . He is the sexiest rat in all the world and he is a god and a lgbtq icon especially for the pansexuals. He and his awesome sun glasses with rock your fucking world you little bitch.he’s known for saying “baberoni” (Babe-Er-Ruuni) and “rattastic” (rat-Tass-tick). Bob has 2 sibling that he found in a box in the alley way, and is a massive celebrity. He is also wanted by the government for crimes against Pizza Hut due to his massive obsession with dominoes.
Girl: hey!- wtf is that.

Bob: yoyoyo wassup hoe.
Girl: ew is that a talking rat?
Bob:stfu you ain’t rattastic.
Girl: whatever and you’re not being very bob the rat.
by Notbobtherat August 30, 2023
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Jelly-bobbing

When fishing a jelly baby out of your friend/partners arsehole with your tongue
Last night me and Stacy did jelly-bobbing and I got a lime jelly baby
by Jelly-bobbing-king September 03, 2022
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