CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

Cock Biting Asshole

A cock biting asshole is a whole new level of a asshole it is to the point of where you do not care about what people say,think or do

"Wow he parked in a handicapped parking lot"
"Wow what a Cock Biting Asshole"

by JFG InstaKill October 24, 2015

Asshole

Asshole is someone that derives pleasure from being mean to others because they're miserable.

Ken: Jeremy is no fun to be around cause he is such an Asshole.

Dale: Misery loves company.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Asshole

You.

You're an asshole.
Get over it.

by lolitadikshita December 19, 2021

Asshole

Someone who uses the word asshole too much.

Steven you're an asshole.

by Slaner98 June 23, 2016

white chocolate asshole

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole

That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!

by Word Maestro March 8, 2018

Assholism

It is a comparative degree to measure how big of an asshole a person is

Sentence 1- the level of Kate's assholism is higher than that of Ken's
Sentence 2- on the assholism scale, I would give you a 6

by Regina Ken August 7, 2018