Football sexual

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.

I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.

by Lindydanny March 16, 2019

Sexual Preducator

An individual who took up a teaching position just to prey on some minors.

The sexual preducator had been giving the student the most awkward stares during class

by yangallegos October 13, 2023

vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore

Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021

Sexual Harassment

When you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and a guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls.

Guy 1: this is good sexing
Lady friend: yes agree
guy 2: (tickles guy 1’s balls)
Guy 1: yo stop sexually harassing me dude!
Lady friend: Sexual harassment is a bad thing
Guy 2: ok (leaves)

by El_Jaunito December 3, 2021

Sexual Definition

90% of urban dictionary’s definitions

I only use urban dictionary for the sexual definitions

by WaterLover12 January 28, 2025

Sexual Harassment

When you’re trying to have intercourse with a lady-friend, and some other guy comes and tickles your balls from behind.

Sexual harassment is bad y’all, don’t go diddling other people.

by Ohnine09 August 12, 2022

SEXUAL EXCREMENT

NUMBER 3

EXCREMENT that CUMS with you.

EXCREMENT you FACE UP too.

An explanation you have trouble conveying.

SHIT while you take a BATH.

I am SHIT AND PISS NUMBER 3 here within the SEXUAL EXCREMENT.

So PETER has SEXUAL EXCREMENT to deal with embarrassingly as HE SHITS when he cums all the time.

Yes, ALAN is kissing those FACES on the FECES as that his SEXUAL EXCREMENT he is livid with enjoyment.

Randy, you said how unbelievable your SEXUAL EXCREMENT feels when you are taking a bath EXITING FROM YOUR ASSHOLE the feeling and the smell adds to your pleasure.

I am trying to SEXUAL EXCREMENT ( SET U ALL EX WHAT MEANT) but you don't understand as it is INCOHERENT to you.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021