Tom Holland

A British Actor who Is Gorgeous and Perfect. He Played Peter Parker in Spider-man Homecoming, Lucas in The Impossible, Billie in Billie Elliot The Musical, Ect. Hios hobbies include, spoiling movies, hanging with haz, and chilling with his dog Tessa Holland.

Tom Holland stole my heart faster than he stole Captain America's shield.

Wow, Tom Holland looks like a snack.

by Jjjjjjjjjj888 February 15, 2019

Tom Brady

When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting

hooobpbpbpbppbpbpbppbpbpb tom brady heheeee this.db = true;

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024

Tom

A young foreign boy who is diabetic and sucks on his own genders genitals. He is praised by the homosexuals as the "gay lord". He is also an IRA member with tublord Oisin Cummins

You're such a Tom (Translation) You're such a gaylord

by Mr.MK October 14, 2019

Tom

She likes your mom
Her penis is like this big | |

Omg, Tom just passed by, look at her GIGANTIC penis!

by bestdickinthegalaxy November 23, 2021

Tom Fay

TOM FAY

an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.

Oi ya bastard, don't be a Tom Fay
A man who eats his own shit? He must be a Tom Fay!

by Spinonmydic*likeabeybladeuh November 12, 2018

tom mardy

A guy you'd be lucky to get brutally bent over and fucked hard by.

I wish I was Ethan getting railed by tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

Uncle Tom Nigger Snitch

A House Slave or Anyone Else who Snitches to their Massa (Master) whenever they think someone might betray their Massa.

The Parasitic Fertility Cult is Full of Uncle Tom Nigger Snitches.

by Nobody 🖤 December 15, 2024