wifey cut

The hair cut a woman gets after she is married. Usually involves cutting most of the length off in favor of a bob, pixie cut, or shorter hairstyle.

After she got married, Melissa couldn't help but go and get her hair chopped into a bob; a traditional wifey cut.

by pinkblondie22 January 8, 2019

cuts the cuke

something nice that really gets the job done

oh boy this pizza really cuts the cuke

by torkor July 21, 2015

I hate ya cut g

When they dont like ya cut

oh you playing fortnite, i hate ya cut g

by Shadow DIO January 8, 2021

Cut the G

After splitting the g, when drinking a Guinness, you consequently finish the whole pint with one gulp. Meaning you drank a whole pint in 2 large gulps.

After splitting the g, you have to cut the g, dude!

by Guinessguy August 15, 2022

cutting shitties

To participate in the act of doing donuts in a pickup truck in a field; may be used to desribe many different kuntry boy activities involving trucks.

"How did he get arrested last night?"
"He was out cutting shitties in the Dirtymax and got caught by the game warden."

by Chawqueef August 3, 2017

Cheese Cutting

To get a String Cheese Stick, insert it into the vagina then queef it into a Femboys mouth.

Hey Bitch! I was Cheese Cutting in your room with your boyfriend

by Cheese cut April 27, 2025

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024