69 position while standing up. The risk of neck injury and free bottom surgery is a key part of the thrill
by dipsyshipy October 21, 2024
Get the Walking 69 mug.This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
Get the jordan walk mug.A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.
This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.
This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
*during a FaceTime call*
Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.
The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.
The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
by Dogwalker1234 January 6, 2020
Get the Walk the dog mug.when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another
broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
by stewy5 May 9, 2012
Get the walking crab mug.slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023
Get the only one of us walks away mug.by Sauce walka June 18, 2024
Get the the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth mug.Refers to the slightly loopy child's game whereby the youngster stretches out on his tummy and raises himself up on his hands, whereupon an adult or somewhat bigger child grasps and lifts the kid's ankles and then slowly "trundles" him forward while the child walks along on his hands. An ideal activity to keep a child "occupied for a few" when there's nothing else to do at the time, or to painlessly compel a hyper/rambunctious child to quit horsing around, since he cannot do anything else while partaking of the game.
Senior-high student: My little brother and I got tired of waiting for the school bus, so we did the wheelbarrow walk around the lawn till the bus finally showed up fifteen minutes late.
by QuacksO November 4, 2016
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