turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018

Turd spitter

The hind end of a male or female.

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"

by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018

turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.

i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too

by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018

Turd

A sad, lonely child who plays baseball even though he sucks. He looks like a twig and is semigood at Fortnite.

Why is Turd always sitting next to Turdette

by Elligah June 3, 2018

Turd Barge

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.

Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"

by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018

Turd of Paradise

Someone that despite the appeal of the environment ruins ones experience.

“Las Vegas would have been the best trip ever if it wasn’t for that Turd of Paradise, Andy Dick”.

by Doktor Awesome June 8, 2018