Tom

sexy beast with a huge willy

:”OMG THERES TOM HE HAS SUCH A BIG WANG”

by Smelly fat dildo October 4, 2022

tom

a really really cool boy who doesn’t know what too do with his hair in lockdown

tom was cool

by yourbritishboy May 22, 2020

Tom

A sexy beast with balls of steel and a 50cm cock. He can lift 500+ pounds and can kill anyone with one glare.

Girl: I was split in half by tom yesterday

Friend: ...How are you alive.

by Banland October 29, 2022

Tom

Tom is very gullible.

“Tom is very gullible, he believes everything I say”

by PseudoSammy January 23, 2023

Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

melissa & tom

True love. Magical. Something beyond amazing. Real.

I wish my love life was a melissa & tom!

by me&you2016 October 7, 2016

Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023