Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.
The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.
by Candidate to Abolish the Job February 17, 2010
Get the Texas Association of County Treasurersmug. A Texas cherry is when you pop a girls cherry, than continue to drink the blood and then throw it up in her eyes. Originated in Texas
by hoop gods December 6, 2017
Get the texas cherrymug. Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).
Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White
Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)
Politics: Purple-Red
Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White
Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)
Politics: Purple-Red
Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.
I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)
I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)
by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
Get the Corpus Christi, Texasmug. That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017
Get the Texas Tator Totmug. Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
by cobrafang May 19, 2021
Get the Texas teabag ticklersmug. The worst place on the planet. This place is terrible, it doesn't even deserve to be a place. Nothing about Texas is good.
Run away from Texas!
by anonymous August 2, 2023
Get the Texasmug. A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals
by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019
Get the Texas rangersmug.