When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
Get the Texas Corn Cob mug.When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016
Get the Texas Worm Battle mug.a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.
Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025
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Hym "GOOD QUESTION! Luckily for everyone involved I am the only person on the planet who is actually going to tell you the truth. So, Texas Parents, you kids are dead because these YouTube parasites are trying to cover up a story that pertains to ME explicitly BECAUSE it pertains to me. I warned 20 million people that your kids were going to die 7 YEARS AGO. I said that people were singling out members of the community and manufacturing a mental illness by mirroring (deliberately) the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I said that it was happening to me. I said that I would be perfectly willing to murder your kids over it. So what THEY DID... Was JOIN IN ON IT with the people who were doing it to me. And then YOU KIDS SAW THEM DOING IT... Which was a big 'ole green light for them... So they decided to do to one of their classmates what they SAW THEIR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS DOING TO ME... And then the kid that they were doing it to, slaughter them for doing it. Now... There is a question of whether or not he knew what was happening to him. But the end result is exactly what it should have been. Dead kids. And the YouTube freaks a directly to blame! I knew it was going to happen. THEY knew it was going to happen. I wanted it to stop. THEY wanted it to continue.
Hym "GOOD QUESTION! Luckily for everyone involved I am the only person on the planet who is actually going to tell you the truth. So, Texas Parents, you kids are dead because these YouTube parasites are trying to cover up a story that pertains to ME explicitly BECAUSE it pertains to me. I warned 20 million people that your kids were going to die 7 YEARS AGO. I said that people were singling out members of the community and manufacturing a mental illness by mirroring (deliberately) the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I said that it was happening to me. I said that I would be perfectly willing to murder your kids over it. So what THEY DID... Was JOIN IN ON IT with the people who were doing it to me. And then YOU KIDS SAW THEM DOING IT... Which was a big 'ole green light for them... So they decided to do to one of their classmates what they SAW THEIR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS DOING TO ME... And then the kid that they were doing it to, slaughter them for doing it. Now... There is a question of whether or not he knew what was happening to him. But the end result is exactly what it should have been. Dead kids. And the YouTube freaks a directly to blame! I knew it was going to happen. THEY knew it was going to happen. I wanted it to stop. THEY wanted it to continue.
They have deluded themselves into believing that they are more than just YouTubers and allowing them this delusion is what inevitably lead to the death of your children. And if you're curious who they are, specifically, I have a list of people who knew your kids were going to die.
They KNEW they were going to get murdered. They knew HOW they were going to get murdered. They knew WHY they were going to get murdered. And they knew how to stop it from happening but defeating Hym was more important than your kids lives to the YouTube people.
So, Texas Parents... They could have stopped your kids from dying. They left your kids for dead while doing to me the thing that go your kids killed. That's why it needs to be me. Your kids died so YouTube pundits could try AND FAIL to teach someone THEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN BUT ARE NOT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN a lesson. They need to show up on my doorstep. WITH the full-credit for my many contributions to society. And they need to give up the group of people that agreed to keep quiet about this. I bet I can name a few! Seth Andrews. Sam Harris. Sam Sedar thinks it's funny how insane what him and his staff are actively doing to me is driving me and his audience knows he is doing it and peaded with them to do they right things. And now they are desperately trying to cover their own asses because THEY KNOW they all need to be imprisoned for this. 15 years minimum.
They KNEW they were going to get murdered. They knew HOW they were going to get murdered. They knew WHY they were going to get murdered. And they knew how to stop it from happening but defeating Hym was more important than your kids lives to the YouTube people.
So, Texas Parents... They could have stopped your kids from dying. They left your kids for dead while doing to me the thing that go your kids killed. That's why it needs to be me. Your kids died so YouTube pundits could try AND FAIL to teach someone THEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN BUT ARE NOT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN a lesson. They need to show up on my doorstep. WITH the full-credit for my many contributions to society. And they need to give up the group of people that agreed to keep quiet about this. I bet I can name a few! Seth Andrews. Sam Harris. Sam Sedar thinks it's funny how insane what him and his staff are actively doing to me is driving me and his audience knows he is doing it and peaded with them to do they right things. And now they are desperately trying to cover their own asses because THEY KNOW they all need to be imprisoned for this. 15 years minimum.
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
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