Donkey

Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!

Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???

by purevibes February 21, 2011

Roaring Donkey

The act of having sex in the back seat of a moving vehicle

Jp had 4 roaring donkeys this weekend, consequently, now he needs new upholstery.

by Pop Top March 2, 2011

Donkey Sunset

An event where an English teacher can use as a scape goat for his class

Just draw a Donkey sunset.

by DonkeySunset March 10, 2011

Swamp Donkey

Noun. An extremely unattractive person.

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".

by Simox August 5, 2011

donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,

shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dickyseamen November 16, 2011

Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.

Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !

by Loodo November 22, 2011

swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"

look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..

by big skeng October 14, 2011