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Texas Train Station

When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"
by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023
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Texas Pillow

When a guy ejaculates next to a hot streamer, live on stream, he is then called a Texas Pillow.
Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick

Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
by ShitShitMcGee445 March 21, 2025
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Texas coffee

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.
by Reellua November 10, 2016
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Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.
"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."
by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022
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Texas

"The Lone Star State"

Texas is the 2nd Largest State by size and population, The state is experiencing rapid economic and population growth due to outgoing Californians or New Yorkers.

Demographics (2020) -------
40% Hispanic

40% White
13% Black
6% Asian
1% Other

Population: 30,500,000 (2023) (+4.7% from 2020)

Capital: Austin (2,421,115) (2022, +6% from 2020)
Largest Cities ----------
Dallas-Fort Worth: 7,943,685 (2022, +4% from 2020)

Houston: 7,368,466 (2022, +3% from 2020)

San Antonio: 2,655,342 (2022, +3.80% from 2020)

Politics: Leans Republican

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2020 Presidential:
52% Trump
46% Biden

2022 Midterms/TX Governor election:

Greg Abbott (R): 54.8%

Beto O Rourke (D): 44%
Texas is an okay state, Though i would avoid South Texas & the U.S Mexico border
by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024
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Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.
Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.
by Zeccede July 25, 2018
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Texas holdum

Performing an Indian burn on a mans nut sac
I just Gave his nuts the old Texas holdum
by Jizz Book March 7, 2019
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