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Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.
girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me
by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023
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In the negatives for rizz. Wards away women. But we still love him! (He will never pull)
by harperbigL April 27, 2023
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Jacob

the most craziest furry ever hits girls alwaysm watching, gay furry porn and always brings food.
you:did you know jacob watches gay furry porn
jacob:NO U
by /?/?/? November 4, 2019
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Jacob

the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.
person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’

person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”
by anonymous January 5, 2023
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Jacob

The most amazing human being ever.Kind, thoughtful, funny and just a “tad” sarcastic. He’s someone that will always do his best to cheer you up when you’re down and loves to make people happy. Despite all the hardships he went through he’s still the great person he is today. He’s quite the snacc and his smile is just 🔥🔥🔥 (he may insist he’s not a snacc but that’s a lie). A genuine person to be around and you’re really missing out if you don’t know him already. Though he does have a wifey so go find someone else to romanticize.
Jeez I wish my husband was a Jacob
by _Nothing_But_FACTS October 4, 2020
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Jacob is a guy who has a dig bick
Girl 1: Omg Jacob's bick is so dig
Girl 2: I know
by Ja228 October 7, 2022
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Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.
Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.
by Msizzy January 6, 2020
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