Smoking dog shit

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.

Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit

by Kengor November 25, 2020

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

Smoke

Commonly Used Term Referring To Cannabis.

Hey Man You Interested In Buying Some Smoke?

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.

" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "

by Ksmoke January 14, 2016

Joe Smokes

1. Often known as a weird man who wears hype clothing like bape and vetements. They shop during class and are loud like a herd of elephants.

2. Usually is very afraid of dominant men

Ron said "don't be afraid, you are being a Joe Smokes."

by Barry B 18 February 5, 2019

Smoke what?

The answer a stoner will give when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

You: “Do you smoke?“
Dope fiend: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 20, 2022

Smoking rationed cigarettes

Give up hope on life (or some other thing depending on the context)

Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.

In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.

Sam: How's Life?

Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.

Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something

by AronMaxwell August 17, 2022