jalapeño dad

Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle
He's a jalapeño dad.
by Rwafeesa March 21, 2016
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Rich Dad Whore

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore
Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather
by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020
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nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024
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dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!
Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?
by embrymavrik January 23, 2017
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Dad Anxiety

When you look at a little kid and start thinking how you would end up as a dad. You start thinking if you're going to be a cool or a boring dad. Or will you be capable of being a dad??? It's a thought which fill questions in your head.
*Looks at a baby*
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"
by Athuguy January 30, 2023
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Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.
Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.
by Infinitecypher March 26, 2018
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