Ninja Nights

When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.

Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.

by SGT. H2O April 30, 2019

Ninja Chicken

Another Way To Say Nigga Rooster......Which Means Anti Killa

Dude:Man hat Dude Is A Ninja Chicken
Other Dude:True........

by EquinoxBoy3Dude October 17, 2007

Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.

Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"

by Sybr767 October 22, 2020

Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.

Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018

Ninja fanboy

The spawn of death himself

I’m a ninja fanboy
You uncultured swine

by FeaR lava December 20, 2018

arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017

Ninjas

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by BRICK NINJA April 6, 2021