march 14

day to pick on jessie

march 14, jessie you look like shit

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

March 25

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Girl: "Hey babe it's March 25, hand over that hoodie."
Boy: "Damn it..."

by aax❔ March 22, 2024

March 3rd

National eat a bee day! In some cultures, people eat a bee with their meal today. Usually their meal is poultry, but it differs based on region. This tradition brings good luck and is believed to stop bad things from happening, like your car blowing up.

“Makayla, it’s march 3rd! “

“Isn’t that national eat a bee day?”

by Drewsletter March 3, 2025

march 19th

if youre born on march 19th, youre the coolest person in the entire world, and also very very beauitful.

“hey whats ur birthday?”
“march 19th. 😈”
“OMG IM SOS ORRY FOR EVER DISRESPECTING YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.” *bows down*

by memkwowowoow March 7, 2024

March 19

March 19 is the day one of the prettiest, sweetest, and silliest girl ever was born. March 19 should be celebrated as a holiday, not just by her because of how amazing she is,

me: when’s your birthday?

her: march 19
me: that explains why you’re such a lovely person

by meiiowza December 5, 2023

March

white boy appreciation month March

an act or instance of marching or kissing with a white boy.

by whiteboy john March 7, 2024

March 10

69 day. Do it as much as you want to on the 69th day of the year

Guy:Hey let’s go home and do it
Girl:Why
Guy:Because it’s March 10. The 69th day of the year.

by Colonel420 December 12, 2022