Kevin Hart

A very very very tall dude

“I’m as tall as Kevin Hart”
“Oh, I didn’t know you were 63’9”

by TheEndDragon July 4, 2022

A kevins sister

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.

Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.

by Dickhandler6999 May 12, 2025

Kevin

Kevin is great friend to have because he will let you be yourself without judgement. He is also very funny :D

Kevin should not be a rapper

by ilovearlsweatshirt August 17, 2023

Kevin

The act of sexual assaulting someone without consent as rizz

Dude 1: Bro did you see how he was unconsensually groping Jessica

Dude 2: Yeah that dudes such a Kevin

by Cummy king April 1, 2024

He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022

Kevin

he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.

Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.

by Krkič May 6, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a sexy and serious man

Ahhh Kevin fuck me harder

by Komplexboy May 7, 2022