John Dear

A douche, or an asshole

Billl: I Fucking hate Bill he's a Fucking John Dear
Carl: I know i fucking hate that kid

by BAM.may March 23, 2017

john winship

Us geordies us this name to describe someone who is a breeder!

He is a famous insta model who loves to breed! With 15 kids and counting!

He’s the sexiest kid in Newcastle because Daniel mawson said so!

He’s a Calvin Klien and Tesco model!

Here mate your a right John Winship you! Stop having kids!

by Waxa belta January 21, 2019

john gwen

a very swell guy who owns a little unicorn named Billy. Every party with him is fuckin' lit. Also listens to David.

john gwen stefani

by Nouk December 6, 2016

John Ryoo

A John with a last name "Ryoo" that perfectly shows his Korean origins. He loves swearing and his brain is much older than his body. He never gets mad and always jokes in the worst time possible. He is intredpid and is somehow reckless but not in a bad way. Lastly, he is tall, he is tough, and looks like a gangster. He has the look of a cigarette addict, achoholic, but isn't one.

Hey look! It's that John Ryoo that always make dirty jokes! Runnnnn!

by notjohnryoo October 27, 2022

Jazzy Johns

Jazzy Johns are women who sleep with married men who are her Johns. You will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. She will have multiple children by multiple men. Jazzy Johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of semen from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her vagina. Her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. Employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. Jazzy Johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is Jazzy. She will have several repossessions and evictions.

This Jazzy Johns approached me asking for the D at the bar after my wife went to use the bathroom.

by Mrs. Buford May 21, 2016

John Dolmayan

The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault

Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?

Person 2: Lars.

Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.

by Suite-Pee May 18, 2021

John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

by Klephmeh January 10, 2008