Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.

JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.

by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019

Jacob and aliyah

Jacob and aliyah are I think the most cutest couples of all time in my opinion

🧍 ♀️:did you see Jacob and Aliyah

🧍:yeah why?
🧍 ♀️:their like the most cutest couples in school

by Aliyahsscoolasf June 8, 2022

Jacob Mckie

Jacob Mckie’s breath

Wow Jacob Mckies Breath is so bad

by Polo lollop lol bich February 1, 2020

jacob

cool kid funny smart

teacher: what is 1+1
jacob: 2

by YA BOI JacobyYT August 28, 2019

Jacob

An owner operator who is always broke down

That Jacob is always in the shop

by Our guy September 23, 2021

Jacob

Greasy tramp

That guy is a real Jacob

by Kenzarak February 7, 2025

jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.

by camern October 19, 2022