Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Hat

A thing worn by a whore or a big ol hunky country man.

#1 wow thats a whore shes got a hat.
#2 WOW THAT GUY IS HOT HES SO COUNTRY

by I AM CHECK NORRIS December 23, 2022

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

Green hat

NTR

*a boy is wearing a green hat*

-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit

by halmstad May 30, 2019

Hat

A thing that grows and cuts on top of your head the scalp.

Your hat covers your scalp. You can remove the hat by shaving or getting a haircut.

No hat you are bald with a hat you have hair.

by Adam Nehdi March 10, 2024

I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”

person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat

by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021