Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

doctor hard

A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.

Doctor Hard is a rare species and should be protected.

by 69Masterbater September 16, 2017

Hard

If someone roasts someone and you agree it's true

person 1: "Yo, person 3 you've got no eyebrows"
person 2: "Hard ahhaha"

by ceebs.man September 15, 2017

Cookin it hard

We have all caught ourselves at some stage throughout our lives where we've stood back for a second and realised that we're cookin it hard. This isnt a good nor bad thing and the sight of someone cookin it hard is impossible to miss, although it is rare for one to be seen cookin it hard out in public - unless there is something they really need to do..such as sort out Centrelink or to get a pay safe card...

Person 1: oi man you're cookin it hard in here ay, u been out here in the shed for bout 7 hours I was starting to talk to myself ...
Person 2: fixin me bike man it's nearly done just this bits fucked I gotta boa bla bla...

by Qwepperz4lyf September 17, 2017

hard light

Exotic gun in destiny 2, a game where the rng gods have decided to never give me... just knucklehead radar instead. Fuck you bungie.

Bungie is fucking me hard light.

by Aresyen October 10, 2017

Hard Lemonade

When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.

Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"

by Jackhignarly October 19, 2017

hard

a tough person

Roadman: I will bang you up bruv I ain't playing around you know.
Me: Shut up stop thinking you're hard you ain't gonna do shit.
Roadman: What you saying man you ain't hard.
Me: At least I don't think I am.

by hey123den October 25, 2017