Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

Giving allergic reaction

Not slaying, being unwanted, deserves all the L’s, etc.

“You’re giving allergic reaction”🤢

by anonymous September 18, 2022

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!

by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025

National give a gift to Julia's day

July 1st is national give someone named Julia a gift!! Make them smile and really go all out

X: hi julia
Julia: you know what day it is!!
X: national give a gift to julia's day
X: here you go!!

by Heymangetyourgameon June 30, 2022

national give your girl best friend your hoodie day

april 11th: boys this is your day to give your girl best friend your hoodie

boy: i can’t wait to give you my hoodie on apirl 11th
national give your girl best friend your hoodie day is a great way to appreciate your bestie

by Boy bestie April 10, 2022

“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

give your boyfriend a gift day

October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.

“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”

by amayer October 18, 2023