Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

dead eggs

A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.

"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."

by exposepml December 16, 2017

egg run

When you put a raw egg in your butt, and you squeeze it with your butt cheeks and the yolk runs down your legs.

Yo, did you see Vayne do an egg run during our mythic+ dungeons?

by greasemycrease December 24, 2016

Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.

I want to do a deaf egg roll to Justina

by bennybuckets November 5, 2019

Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.

You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

egg slip

when a transgender person who hasn't realized their identity, slips up, so to speak, and refers to themselves as their actual identity

Person 1: Ugh, women shouldn't do things like that, right man?
Person 2: Why shouldn't I be able to do that?
Person 1: But you're a man...
Person 3: Did I just catch an egg slip???

by caspertheUFO August 19, 2022

Egg roll

Asian penis

I like his egg roll . I’ll take two

by Mrs. Nesbit January 28, 2022