David Williams

David Williams is a very muscular sport teacher in whitmore high school. He goes by the name Dolph due to his squashed up nose and close resemblance to the rocky character. Dolph specialises in showing off his calf muscles and doing dead lifts in front of year 7s. He is often found roaming around the school car park in shorts while he shoes off how hard he is by wearing shorts in the snow. Dolph especially loves shagging his students' nan. Dolph would never miss an opportunity to exercise his calves.
David Williams has massive fucking calves
by Whitmore is shit September 08, 2020
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David Grigg

A David Grigg is the raddest fucking dude alive. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. No situation is so good that adding a David Grigg won't make it better. They are the epitome of cool but also have a sweet side as a kicker.
Jacko called in sick for work so he could help me move house. And he turned up with a slab so we could sink a few in the new joint to christen it. Hes such a David Grigg
by Bazza the Blacksmith March 24, 2021
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david tullio

david tullio is a fraud
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david george law

A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..
Oh That Mans Awesome.. He's Such A David George Law
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David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.
A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
by Quickbrother August 21, 2019
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David Sosa

A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".
David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed
by funnyinternetuser927 May 30, 2023
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