midtown burrito with extra sour cream

A dead hooker rapped up in a jizz encrusted carpet and taped up.

through her in the woods after giving her and midtown burrito with extra sour cream

by Bheck70 July 15, 2011

ice cream heart attack

n. The sensation of angina one feels when consuming ice cream too quickly.

I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.

by scabbrain May 10, 2010

Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008

cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 1, 2006

Cream Cheese In Yo Pockets!!!

1. Unexplainable Manglish compliment about a female.
2. Large amount of cash in your pocket.
3. Equivalent of saying "Yeah" or "I understand"

I want to put cream cheese in yo pockets!!! I got dat cream cheese!!! Cream cheese in yo pockets!!! nigga!

by Prof. X July 30, 2006

soft serve twist ice cream

This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.

I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.

by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009