crack my ass

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019

Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011

mac-n-crack

Cookin' up some macaroni and cheese and topping it off with a little crack

I made some mac n' cheese, but i didn't have any salt. So I cooked up some crack and tossed it on there; now its mac-n-crack.

by Wigglytuff September 8, 2007

Cracking one off

Verb: to defecate explosively.

“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?

by BobbyEyes November 2, 2018

Cookies 'n Crack

Cookies and cream ice cream that has been laced with a large amount of crack.

"Dude hit me up with some of that cookies 'n crack you had the other day"

"Nah man, I ran out yesterday"

by Margoriot August 1, 2016

Eres un crack

“Eres un crack” is a phrase used by usually Mexicans saying in a exaggerated “you are cool” or “you are very cool”

Juan: (does magic trick)
Joan: Eres un crack

by Ghost141 November 7, 2022

son of a crack face

another way of saying son of a bitch, without getting in trouble with a coach, teacher, or family member.

person misses tackle and runs past his/her coach to the sideline saying son of a crack face!

by kg&lk December 31, 2009