Glenroy college

A school full of drug dealers and hot chicks!

"Ay what school do u go?"
"I go Glenroy college"
"Bro hook me up with mariam!"

by Hooker- dude August 20, 2020

Perth College (PC)

After dating a Perth College chick for a few months now, I can confirm that it is the rattiest school in Perth. They gander about irrelevant beef and have been abided by Jesus himself to never touch a drug. They are all bent as fuck but play an important roll in increasing Perth’s slut count.

David cunt, who’s that hoe you were with, I betcha it was a Perth College (PC) bird!

by bumtownbabi November 2, 2020

Belvedere college

The best school to ever exist

I wish I was in Belvedere college

by Volans o June 10, 2021

Carthage College of Liberal Arts

Sandwiched between Chicago and Milwaukee this small liberal arts college is known for its disgruntled student body, beautiful campus, regular food poisoning outbreaks, and vicious Canadian Geese.

"I graduated from Carthage College of Liberal Arts."

"No way! In Kenosha Wisconsin? And you were happy you went?"
"Yep! One of the few who was happy. My freshman year I lost 10 pounds the food was so bad."

by The Creative Dyslexic August 3, 2021

beacon college

A college in Leesburg Florida where most of the students that go here act like either middle schoolers or preschoolers. Lots of drama and crying goes on at Beacon. Very few faculty members will actually care if you’re being bullied, but most of the time the faculty and staff will do nothing about the drama and bullying. It’s pretty rare to find a staff or faculty member who actually cares about you as a person and not just academically at Beacon College. The Human Services/Psychology Department Chair actually cares about their students mental health unlike most people who work at this college!

Person 1: Don’t come to Beacon College if you want to make it out of college alive
Person 2: why’s that?
Person 1: so much drama and bullying goes on there!

by sassydiva134 March 7, 2023

It Smells Like College

An uber-alcoholic drink mixed from the last dregs and drops of various bottles in the liquor cabinet, flavored with fruit juice, soda, and other flavorings added in an attempt to make it drinkable. The sole purpose of the drink is to get plowed.

Todd: Dude, taste this! It's an old family sangria recipe.
Scott: (sniff) What the crap, dude! It smells like college! I almost puked in the cup!

by et_corde July 8, 2010

virginia wesleyan college

expensive ass school that takes your money, does not help you with anything, and condones rape.

"you go to virginia wesleyan college? what the hell is that?"

by vwcmarlin May 22, 2016