Missouri Chocolate Cake

While your partner is giving you anal cunninlynguists one deficates in the partners mouth, then inserts their penis into the partners mouth until they cum

Last night while my friend was at work I stopped by his house and gave his wife a missouri chocolate cake.

by Sanchez delo January 3, 2009

drown the chocolate snake

Defecating, especially in reference to a long, unbroken segment of feces.

Oof, I have to drown the chocolate snake, boys. I'll be back in about ten minutes.

by dinobuddy December 27, 2006

Mexican Chocolate Factory

The act of freezing and inserting one's cylindrical piece of shit into a vagina and consuming said shit as it melts out.

"My boyfriend sure enjoys his trips to the Mexican chocolate factory."

by shimya May 18, 2008

Chocolate Snake Soup

The entire contents of a toilet that includes one or more chocolate snakes.

That meal was really filling. I'm going to go make some Chocolate Snake Soup.

by ardaz May 26, 2011

King of the Chocolate Gays

the king of some gay people made out of chocolate

mrs. pritchard sucks chocolate gay

by jim newington April 21, 2004

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

sexy time; business time. The act of sexual intercourse without saying the work sex.

"what are you in the mood for?

- Some chocolate chip pancakes!"

"I hope the chef makes me a good batch this morning."

"man some chocolate chip pancakes sound great right now"

by chocochip April 9, 2012

like water for chocolate

The phrase like water for chocolate came from Mexico. In Mexico,hot chocolate is made with water, not milk. The water is brought to a boil and then the chocolate is spooned into it. A person in a state of sexual excitement is said to be "like water for chocolate."

I am like water for chocolate, anytime I'm around my girlfriend.Its like we were meant to be together.

by MIKE June 30, 2004