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you spelled breast wrong and ended up with this.
search: b-?-e-a-s-t. "dammit, not beast breast"
beast by thesarcasmmonster September 19, 2012

Beast Mode 

The result of stealing a jelly doughnut from an overweight, stereotypical american
" Like, I totally took that guys doughnut and he went all beast mode on me!"

beasting 

I'm beasting at this game.
beasting by Adr_Rivera November 4, 2009
Great punching bags, if of adequate size
"Damn thoses breasts are so big that if I punched them I would knock her out!"
breasts by Ishboo June 28, 2006

Beasteroni 

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.
"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"