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Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication taken twice daily until Bon Jovi release a new album or state new tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease. Medication given by Dr. J Bon Jovi.
“I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain't got a fever, I got a permanent disease
It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three”

Yes I just quoted Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :)
by sixxaep March 11, 2023
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Bad Girl Poker

A variant of the classic poker game in which players (rumor has it that they're more often drag queens, but any bad girls may play and do you believe the rumors?) who lose all of their money have the option of selling the sexual use of their boyfriends to the winner. Playing penny poker ensures that the man exploited is essentially pimped off for very little money, in other words, he is turned into a cheap date or cheap whore by his girlfriend.
The ladies played Bad Girl Poker while their boyfriends watched the game. Chastity went all in and lost, but agreed to sell 15 minutes of sex with her boyfriend because she wanted to stay in the game. Cristy gave Chastity her accumulated winnings, $2.12, and yelled "Hey Chuck, you've been bought! Game time is over, play time starts in five minutes. Hit the showers!"
by Creative Suggestions January 22, 2023
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Bad Ass Fucker

A person who either is bad at ass fucking OR is a bad ass that fucks.
EX1
Judy- "He's such a bad ass fucker!"

Tara- "NO WAY! Now I know who NOT to let in the back door."

EX2:
Judy- "Look at the way he walks. What a badass fucker."

Tara- "I am going to say something that implies he's a badass and likes to fuck."
by F.M.P December 3, 2014
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Bad Bitches In The Sauce

When a couple of bad bitches are doing bad bitch tingz whilst eating pasta drippin in Ragu.
Sam and Bela are the baddest tingz around and o.g. cool girls. They're a couple of Bad Bitches in the Sauce!
by lamp7660 February 28, 2020
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Züri Downy Bad

Nici isch Züri downy bad
by muggy si vater November 24, 2021
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Bad hang day

A day when the penis may seem smaller, and is not as presentable as it normally is.
My girlfriend asked if she could hop in the shower with me, but I told her no, it's a bad hang day.
by Mattdoggg September 6, 2017
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bad bruh moment

A bad bruh moment is basically a bruh moment but bad. You can be a bad bruh moment like this girl named kate. She is truly an annoying, bad, and problematic person. When people hear about her they go bruh. Shes an example and just about the definition of a bad bruh moment.
by thecreatorofstoopid May 29, 2020
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