by ryan thwaite 1233333 March 8, 2024

A bald-headed man. The bottom of a human foot (e.g. toe) is one of the few places on the human body that hair does not grow. Given this fact, it is logical to describe a bald man as being toe-like.
by BenTheToe September 13, 2022

by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 26, 2022

by Sangwoo 😫🤚🏻 June 21, 2021

When two cousins, most likely female, want to brag about fucking in front of their not so oblivious family
“Yo, Sally, that’s a wicked toe nail you got there.” Weird Uncle: “What the fuck are y’all talking about toe nails for?”
by Banana Slug Daddy January 25, 2023

by Mr negligible June 16, 2020

When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg
Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe
by Discreetbitch July 16, 2020
