Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

Jah god

If You don’t go to jah god you will die

Jah is a jah god

by Jah Nigga September 2, 2019

L God

When you are playing COD or another shooter and Lose a bunch of games in a row and end up having more losses than wins but you constantly are the top player on your team dropping 30+kills per match and only dying 2-3 times

Dude I'm an L GOD. I've been playing COD and have lost 10 games in a row but I keep going 30-2, am the top player on my team when everybody else on my team is going negative and the enemy team are bots.

by nerdyguy1450 October 2, 2022

Harem God

Guy who has so many chicks that the only way to sum it up is "Harem God"

Wow Look how many chicks are around him. that guy must be a Harem God

by Phd in Sexology March 12, 2021

flaze god

Someone who swerved your plans with them.

Sophie is a flaze god.

by Angelo’s January 17, 2022

woojin god

the nation vocalist - woojin god. god woojin

omg! did you heard woojin's voice?!

Y E S! WE STAN WOOJIN GOD.

by stan talent stan skz July 18, 2019

god smile

A smile that has the ability to grab the attention of everyone in the room

“shawty came in wit a god smile, I had to say wassup!”

by KIBBY-J December 20, 2017