U

Short for the word "you" in texting. Frequently autocorrected to "I".

“I love I 😘”
“Don’t you mean I love U?”
“Yeah sorry autocorrect 🙄”

by Feeling Shrimpy June 12, 2018

Why u hatin' on a nigga

Its an expression used in csgo

When you play csgo on dust 2
You: Yo fuck this guy I think hes cheating
Team: Why u hatin' on a nigga
You: STFU whore
Team: Bitch u guessed it
Vote kick

by SwagOutChris666 September 9, 2019

No U

The only counter to every known insult on earth, only one thing blocks you from countering a counter such as this and that is that if you say "No you" after you just got "No You'd" ur the most retarded being on this planet.

Dickhead "You Mum Gae, You got Aids, You have no friends"
You "*No U*"
*Dickhead Instintainisly melts into a pile of his own shit leaving nothing behind but a large cow pie

by 69_Kanye_For_President_69 November 3, 2020

weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023

Y R U

Y R U IS SHORT FOR WHY ARE YOU

IT HELPS IN TYING FASTER.

FOR EXAMPLE-Y R U SO BAD?

by anonymous February 2, 2022

naughty u

A sexual position where both parties lie on their sides, apart from each other but facing each other with their legs extended

Last night my girlfriend and I did the naughty U.

"What's your favorite position?" "I'm feeling Naughty U"

by Doa Deere February 13, 2018

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022