Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

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Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025

“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025

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thats fucked

one of the most versatile responses ever, and basically just another way of saying thats messed up or that sucks.

Mike- yo im gonna be late to the party
Tyler- thats fucked

Lucas- yo my dad passed away bro
peter- thats fucked

by bruhfuark May 23, 2023

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Fuck as drunk

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

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