I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.

Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”

by Turnantur March 23, 2024

I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.

Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.

by ProfessorRock March 23, 2024

Fucked-in Syndrome

Fucked-in syndrome (FIS)

Likened to the condition locked-in syndrome, but when one has done alot of shagging or had a very intense orgasm and it feels that they cannot move their body or function properly, so they just lay there like a dead seal for 20 minutes.
Also linked with postcoital bliss.

(After intense sex session)
Malachy - "I need to go home to let the dogs out for a piss but I can't move, I feel like I have locked-in syndrome.
No I have Fucked-in syndrome!"
Janine - "Hahaha, is there anything I can do?"
Malachy - Please put your tits away, I'm done"

by Dolly444 March 24, 2024

fuck you

It's like, "i hate you." "screw you. " "curse you."

Fuck you, Adam!

by the132guy March 24, 2024

oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

You screwed up and you can’t fix it

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024

Fuck Toy

Myself.

I’m just a submissive fuck toy.

by Lord Porkshire March 24, 2024

Just Fucking Rich

Fucking rich is someone who have more money than Aleks Ivanchev, The Top G (worth 350Million $)
"Its so easy to get rich if you're not lazy, stupid or arrogant"
Don't be a brokie"
“Aleks Ivanchev”

He's just fucking rich, driving around in his Rolls-Royce like it's nothing.
Aleks Ivanchev (one of the wealthiest people in Bulgaria)

by Xxwwxx March 26, 2024