Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

peanut tree

MY BITCH WHO THINKS THAT PEANUTS DONT GROW ON SOME MF TREES SO THATS HER NAME NOW

person in history class: i dont think that peanuts grow on tree??
me: yes they do you peanut tree

by itsyagirlalyssa May 8, 2018

Tree

A tree makes stuff that helps you

Look at this tree!

by Yops and friends October 8, 2019

Tree bark

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s

by anonymous August 5, 2023

truffula tree

Truffula tree is the stupidest, most dyslexic person you will ever meet. They seem fine at first, but once you get to know them, they are the stupidest person ever. Also known as dyslexic and water buffalo.

What’s the tea on you and Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

Tree Spirit

Spirits that are engraved into tree that only exist on St.Simons Island.

“The tree spirit over there is looking at me weird.”

by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019