My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.
by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023
Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!
by Japanese American Wanker April 29, 2018
by 10/10 will write again April 23, 2020
by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022
A new minecraft game coming somewhere in the year 2023 where you have to gather resources around a legs end and then fight the poglin invasion on the far northeast. Jeb says it will be the best game to ever exist!
Guy 1: hi, have you played that new brand new game called Minecraft Leg Ends?
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass.
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass.
by Fire Axus June 16, 2022
A new minecraft game coming somewhere in the year 2023 where you have to gather resources around a legs end and then fight the poglin invasion on the far northeast. Jeb says it will be the best game to ever exist!
Guy 1: hi, have you played that new brand new game called Minecraft Leg Ends?
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass!
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass!
by Fire Axus June 16, 2022
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 7, 2016