Clown

A name my boyfriend keeps calling me for some reason. He uses it when I’m being irritational or not making sense which is most of the time.

You sound like a clown right now.

by smokedham24 May 23, 2019

Colossal Clown

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.

Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.

by ElkviewEddie February 5, 2024

Clown meeting

A clown meeting is a group of copycats. Or a group of hateful individuals and when they gather it’s a clown meeting, because the circus has finally showed up

Legend: *sees hateful people gathering*
Oh snap! It’s a clown meeting

Oh my! Not the clowns gathering, I guess it a a clown meeting

by Luffymeat September 23, 2021

Gender clown

Is one gender dressing up as another gender, both genders and/or no gender and doing a bad/lazy job at it. They are in the “uncanny valley” of genders. they are delusional people who do crazy things to get attention, like males who wear women’s makeup and still have beards. unattractive nonbinary people who are generally out of shape, unattractive transgender people because their features from their sex overshadow their gender that they desire to be examples (broad shoulders, strong jawlines, 5 o clock shadows on trans-women and wide hips on a trans-man), drag queens are males doing a caricatures of females which is a derogatory way of doing ‘womenface’.

They are called gender clowns because they are scary, ridiculous and funny all at the same time just like clowns.

If you don’t know what gender they are and they look ridiculous they are most likely gender clowns. Caution, they are easily offended, avoid at all cost.

by SomedudeIknew April 17, 2023

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Bone Clown

Absolute value of a clown, in it's purest form. Someone who likes to spum in the food. Every friend group has their bone clown.

You spummed in the jam! You God damn bone clown!

What are you doing walking around looking like a damn bone clown

by Fugmaass December 20, 2019

Cowardly clown (flake)

My best friend! :D

You: "I have an amazing friend"
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!

You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!

by Ily jenna. -komadea February 12, 2023