For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

Hym "A bar code necessarily aligns with a SPECIFIC ITEM. If you pick up a can of diet Coke... And scan the bar code... And what comes up on the register is, instead, can of beans then the bar code is USELESS. Therefore, the problem (for you) is not that you do not have the bar code but, rather, the bar code is absolutely meaning TO YOU because you are not that which aligns with the bar code. And... I am.:
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

by connor is the best name September 16, 2019

by floofycat176 September 25, 2025

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012

by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023
