rusty mary

The act of slurping tomato juice from a gaping vagina.

John gave cindy a Rusty Mary last night

by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014

Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.

by Buccos26 December 8, 2018

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!

Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

Rusty-joe

Great guy can be an ass sometimes but then makes up for it

that guy is such a rusty-joe

by dbdeshadowmifwa July 14, 2017

Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024

rusty tinny

The rusty tinny, when your homeboy with a big thick erect dong comes up behind you while motorboating a large breasted woman, so you proceed to bat his cock while making engine noises and going nip 2 nip with your lips on that hoe. Akin to driving a tinny with an outboard motor.

Yo my homie walked in on me and Brittany motorboating, so I gave him a rusty tinny and helped a brother out.

by Firebeast888 June 20, 2019

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022