Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.

Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.

by All the way to the top November 29, 2021

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quick horse

A form of beastiality that uses race horses for a quicky.

Oh man i went dow to the stables last night and javiers racer game me a nice quick horse

by Itsyaboiskinnypenisyeeee February 27, 2018

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Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 02, 2023

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Gutter-horse

When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.

Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.

by Memelord420dabdab June 05, 2022

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Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard November 30, 2015

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