Brown Knobber

A person who loves to fuck guys in the ass.

Jason C. was caught fucking his friend's dad in the ass. What a fucking Brown Knobber!

by Yer Paw April 10, 2005

Brown Metal

A band that is trying to be black metal but failing

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the band *Generic Black Metal Name*?
Person 2: Yeah they're Brown Metal.

by CUNTY FUCKING BALLS April 15, 2022

Brown Clown

When a person shows their butt to someone.

(AKA mooning)

oh man you just got (brown clowned).

At graduation Josh (brown clowned) the graduating class.

by Q-Ball711 September 9, 2011

Brown Out

1. The act of defecating on oneself before making it completely to the toilet. Dirived from the term "Thrown out" (as in baseball), this term refers to the fact that one could not reach the toilet fast enough before they started shitting themeselves. Hence, the term "Brown out".

1. Yo, dog, get outta' the way, I'm bout to brown out

by Griggs Blingin, Pro Crackhead November 22, 2011

Brown eyeland

When you take a shit so big that it piles up out of the water and creates a "brown eyeland".

Last nights dinner created my very own brown eyeland.

by jedisatan February 10, 2010

Brown's ghost

The bad-smelling byproduct of flatuence, a.k.a. fart fumes, that hangs in the air after a particular person has farted/passed gas.

"Brown's ghost is haunting the school cafeteria. Somebody get a can of air freshener...it's time for an exorcism!"

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 23, 2006

brown rhino

When you shit on your partners forehead leaving a standing turd resembling a rhino horn.

She really wanted to feel special so I gave her a Brown Rhino.

by Hurtsalot March 11, 2017