national punch a henry day

on April 17th you can punch a kid named henry for no reason, just for funsies

Oh my henry is so annoying, thank god it’s National Punch a Henry day!

by phoebeiscool April 16, 2020

Five finger cunt punch

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp

Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?

by Jerky finger June 30, 2018

National punch Garrett day

Every day you have to find someone who has Garrett as there first name and punch them

EVEN YOURSELF with national punch Garrett day

by Nerf minor May 5, 2022

Two Fisted Love Punch

This is when one person penatrates any other person with two fisting arms at the same time in any one or two orface... in a loving manner.

I knew it was real love when he gave me a truly affectionate Two Fisted Love Punch.

by TheAmsterdam5 February 7, 2017

National dick punching day

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)

damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day

by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019

tongue punch the wizard sleeve

another name for eating a girl out. The definition of vagina in latin is The basic meaning of the Latin word vagina was a sheath – or scabbard for a sword. By association, Gladius (sword) was a common term for the penis.

She let me tongue punch the wizard sleeve

by 1970_chevelle June 3, 2015

1-2 pussy punch

The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.

Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 2, 2017