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expired titty milk

Some nasty ass titty milk gone wrong af; ewwwwww
"EWWWWWWWWW SHE GOT EXPIRED TITTY MILKKKKKKK!!!!"
by Kara Sue Rose Putnam March 19, 2017
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The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.
Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)
by JJthepuller February 16, 2023
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Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
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Chocolate Milk Sundae

When someone shits in your mouth and it's so gross that you vomit all over their asshole, then lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Milk Sundae.
by ismelldinonuggie January 3, 2021
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Japanese milk bread

Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.
He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.
by 0xOvipositor December 11, 2022
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pass the choclate milk

the 2018 version of spill the tea. originated on the office supply instagram @jordanxfuerst with a meme.
pass the choclate milk about John and Amy's date last night.
by hahahehe:) May 6, 2018
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strange milk dud

the act of licking cum off a strangers asshole
I once went to a whore house and randomly picked a whore to give a strange milk dud
by Strangeguycum April 1, 2015
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