the slightest opportunity.
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
by half a job November 5, 2015

by Fruit pastle February 14, 2022

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023

by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020
