Meth mutt

A person who is a dirty mutt for the meth, they only ever think about meth all day every day.

“Hey I asked Sam if I could borrow his hammer today, he replied with “if you bring meth”

Fuck Sam. His such a fucking meth mutt

by Flat earth theory December 7, 2024

Perma-mutt

The act of permanently muting a discord account you frequently are in a voice chat with.

I did not hear what Tuti said I have him perma-mutted

by CrunchyHotdog February 27, 2026

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

Butt Mutter

A low, rumbling fart, not quite silent, but by no means a foghorn

"Man, I'm glad that one came out as a butt Mutter; momma woulda paddled me if I let one rip in church again."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Liberty Mutual

LIBERTY MUTUAL SHITS OUT THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIALS IN THE HISTORY OF COMMERCIALS EVER!!! BIBERTY IS ITS EVEN WORSE COUSIN. THESE COMMERCIALS DRIVE PEOPLE INTO MADNESS AND IF THEY EVER AIRED IN THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS, THEY WILL BE DRIVEN TO ABSTRACTION!!!

Liberty Mutual is too annoying, even Biberty is worse!

by ThomasBloxia May 20, 2025

Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas

4 people that are like the turtles, but are black and very very gay.

That sqaud is made up of gayass niggas, surely they are the Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas.

by The 53rd President July 16, 2025

Slutzy Mutzy

A grifter that seeks empathy from others by fabricating stories or fundraisers in order to swindle funds from others. A malingering man with no morals or usable skills.

Person 1: Bad things keep happening to Tommy.
Person 2: Yeah right! He's a Slutzy Mutzy that lives in his mom's basement rent free. He only appears to be genuinely suffering to get money.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025