mad march

Mad March the the month were you can be mad at anyone! But just know that at the end of the month you cant be mad at them anymore. If you were mad at a friend give them a hug If you were mad at an ex give em a High-5 And if you were mad at your significant other give them a nice little kiss

Ya know?, im really looking forward to Mad March because I can be mad at anyone.

by Bembeneck February 23, 2020

March 17

Women have to send a booty pic to the last man they spoke to.

Guy: Hey lemme see dat ass!

Crush: Wtf? No you perv!

Guy: Its March 17 tho…

Crush: Ugh fine… *sends da pic*

Guy: GYAT

by seekerdaddy March 17, 2024

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March 25

The most perfect and handsome boys were born this day

E: hey we’re March 25th

A: yeah ik the best guys were born today

by Bartonne August 9, 2021

Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.

Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

March 7th

The day you kiss your significant other day.

Gf:guess what day it is!!
Bf:what is it?
Gf:it’s march 7th, kiss your significant other day!.
Bf:come kiss me on my hot mouth!!!

by I will kidnap you dkota March 5, 2024

March 16

People who are born on March 16 will fall in love with someone who is born on May 14.

March 16: I love you

by King_trix9 December 24, 2021