by trump is my daddy March 11, 2021
Get the Shit Lipsmug. Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
Get the Rippin Lipsmug. a hick, redneck, or other slow talking, intellectually impaired individual. Classified by the hanging or depressed lower lip, usually the result of excessive use of chewing tobacco and/or a constant state of confusion.
Steve: I tried to call JimBob but his phone got shut off.
Paul: Yeah, he spent his last paycheck on Busch beer and Skoal.
Steve: What a fuckin lip hanger.
Paul: Yeah, he spent his last paycheck on Busch beer and Skoal.
Steve: What a fuckin lip hanger.
by BigPum December 9, 2008
Get the lip hangermug. by jay jumpman 23 April 20, 2024
Get the Pick your lip upmug. Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.
by pseudonym338 November 4, 2012
Get the Dirty Upper Lipmug. 
When you have too much anal sex and receive an elective surgery for a colostomy and request for the stoma to be in the shape of lips
by Alexcamp2011 May 30, 2017
Get the Stoma lipsmug.