french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 6, 2022

FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex

I French braided this girl last night

by Gaqq January 29, 2019

French Carpenter

The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.

Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.

Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?

Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!

Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!

by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

French Hickey

You know how a French Kiss is a kiss using the tongue? This is a hickey using a guillotine.

Guy 1: Remind me again how Marie Antoinette died?
Guy 2: French Hickey

by dumb smarto December 1, 2022

french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!

Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!

by JD123454 December 10, 2010

French Kingdom Mapping

High rated mapping channel in Czechoslovakia. French Kingdom Mapping has almost 200 subs and is highly active on YouTube. Subscribe him now, and click on bell to get informed about the bestest mapping in Czechoslovakia.

Whole mapping comunity: French Kingdom Mapping is best!

by Anonymous8377271827 March 20, 2021