hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023

Hard Coffee

When you've lost your will to live. Can also be used to describe someone whose feeling down.

Joe had a cup of hard coffee this morning.

by SurvialFritz February 25, 2020

hard dick and helicopters

An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.

Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.

by Emophilla, obsessive,generous, July 27, 2023

Hard

Its when your dick get bigger and turns into a long pole

Ps: If your dick is even long

Im so hard right now.

by HornyKIds May 19, 2023

Hard headed

Tate

Tate head was so hard he hit his head on the wall and didn’t hurt himself but out a whole in the wall. Tate is hard headed

by Mrskapalot March 14, 2021